Alas! Ear Wax!

♥ 2514
→ 27 May 12 at 4 pm (via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

I wonder what Cee Lo Green looks like without sunglasses

nevermind

(Source: immiture, via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

♥ 2786
→ 27 May 12 at 11 am (Source: quanism, via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

♥ 159053
→ 27 May 12 at 9 am the-lonely-scottish-guy:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

theycallmethumperrr:

what fucking reaction is this?!

Hydrogen Peroxide and Yeast I’m sure

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

theycallmethumperrr:

what fucking reaction is this?!

Hydrogen Peroxide and Yeast I’m sure

♥ 42538
→ 27 May 12 at 7 am (via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

♥ 4437
→ 27 May 12 at 4 am

commanderinqueef:

drunkblogging:

do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’

(via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

♥ 39966
→ 27 May 12 at 2 am (Source: kleoneee, via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

♥ 3926
→ 26 May 12 at 9 pm Mrmoonywormtailpafootprongs

karnivorouskoala:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.

Oh, okay.

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)

“Steve could lick a hundred like that black bastard.” :o

“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.”

(via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

Mrmoonywormtailpafootprongs

karnivorouskoala:
ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearwordfrom Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)

“Steve could lick a hundred like that black bastard.” :o

“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.”

♥ 53856
→ 26 May 12 at 7 pm

yall:

unfreshing:

everyone should should watch this at least twice

(Source: husssel, via theawkwardmuggle)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

♥ 2134
→ 26 May 12 at 4 pm

mhiddlestons:

I’m in the middle of an interrogation and this moron is giving me everything.

(via jkrowlingismypatronus)

♥ 8096
→ 26 May 12 at 2 pm

hungarysovaries:

nosdrinker:

i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here

i’m so so sorry

BUT REMEMBER. THIS PLACE IS LIKE VEGAS.

EVERYTHING STAYS. EVERYTHING.

(via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

♥ 3136
→ 26 May 12 at 12 pm (Source: casaleiromayer, via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)

♥ 13471
→ 26 May 12 at 9 am

Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?

(Source: myspacefamosity, via winkyfacesandmischievousgrins)